Contest!

[onyxhawke]

Write me a cover letter. Write me a really, really bad cover letter. Just make it plausible, and post it in a few days when I put up notice. Winner  as chosen by be (in the US and Canada only) will get a free paperback copy of any of Dave Freer's books written solo or in collaboration. All entries will be used on my LJ and other places as an example of how not too. Simply post the cover letter in comments and you're entered. Contest open to all adults and children with parental permission. 

Comments

Not to much time. I'm still working on that homonym poetic novel.

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

To whom it may concern,

i have writed a fine master piece of science horror! I shall hope you like it well. In my novel I have made the most fantaskic story it is grate. We hope you can like it. Here is a sample

"As he thrust his quavering blade into the unyeilding flesh he felt a burning power and smote the foul beast. In it's death throws the fare maiden fell and he catches her quickly. He takes his newly freed bride to his starship their to roam the heavens looking for fame and fortune."

As you can see all turns out well for the mighty hero. I have already finished this trilogy so it's all ready to go. There are two more books. I've attached all of them as a zip. The password will be mailed to you seperately to unlock the secrets of my books.

Have a grate day.

Ambrosius Aloysis (a pen name so I will be at the begginning).