Today's lesson in reality is: Hard sells in the wrong places.

The hard sell is a technique which uses subtlety and guile in the velvet soft manner of a battering ram to gain access to your wallet. You'll often see this from used car salesmen, politicians, and late night infomercials. In the hands of the skilled the hard sell is indeed dangerous, effective and nearly irresistible. But only when aimed at the right target. Professional sales people are never the right target. Someone who is good at sales can spot the parts of your pitch only slightly faster than your mom could tell you had a bad day at school when you were six. The harder you push at said salesperson, the lower your chances are for success. Do expect that salesperson to critique your performance at some point, depending on your level of inanity it could be to your face. And of course the essence of the hard sell (or the soft sell, or any other sales technique) is have your facts straight. Black is not dark gray, blue is not off purple.

Today I had someone try and hustle me. They did not enjoy the experience.

From: [identity profile] amandatkd.livejournal.com


We wouldn't have shared. Honest. Well, we would have shared in the fun of watching you metaphorically if not actually disembowel said fool. But I promise we wouldn't have shared it with anyone else. Except for putting it on Youtube, posting it to our various blogs, etc. But none of that counts, does it?

From: [identity profile] sarahahoyt.livejournal.com

No metaphoricals


I want blood and guts and, lots of blood and lots of guts and... and the green wobbly bit and...

Oh, look! Must be that time of month again. :)

Sarah

From: (Anonymous)

Re: No metaphoricals


I like blood. And guts. Lots of blood and guts.

Also hot guys with swords, dragons, conflicted dragons, sunsets, walks on the beach and...

What do you mean this is not that type of website?

From: [identity profile] sarahahoyt.livejournal.com

Re: No metaphoricals


Why is this thing not keeping me signed in? WE MUST disembowel it. Can I disembowel it? Just a little?

Sarah

From: [identity profile] onyxhawke.livejournal.com

Re: No metaphoricals


Why go through the fuss of disemboweling it yourself? You could be sitting back relaxing with chocolate, wine and watching while your legion of gay vampires do it for you. Just wait until dark and whistle a few dozen up.

From: [identity profile] sarahahoyt.livejournal.com

I've checked my gay vampires


And counted them twice

Let me see, there's Hylas in the short, Thirst. Presumably his "turner" too, but one can't be to sure. I mean, just because you suck the blood of a comely young Greek doesn't make you gay.

Then there's ... um...

Marlowe and Shakespeare in For Whose Dear Sake.

This HARDLY makes a LEGION. NOT EVEN if you add Peter and Collin who are ghosts -- not vampires, but what the heck -- from For Whose Dear Sake.

Now I'm torn. Do I write more gay vampires? I don't want to. But... is it my moral imperative?

The ranks seem dreadfully thin. They'll never be able to form the turtle. Um...

What to do, what to do.

From: [identity profile] onyxhawke.livejournal.com

Re: I've checked my gay vampires


Piffle! You must have miscounted.! Not to mention they are the Undead and quality has a quantity all its own!


Besides you're only the writer what do _you_ know about what you wrote?


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