Publishing 050: The Remedial Class Todays Lesson, The Secret Handshake

First, I must apologize. I lied. Others lied and i abetted them. There really is a secret hand shake. Pay attention, take notes, post it above your computer, on you fridge, get it laminated and post it in your shower too. This is the most valuable thing you will ever hear about this or any other business.

( Behold! Salvation, it lies beneath! )