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( Nov. 14th, 2008 01:56 pm)
For those wishing to be represented by me, who haven't yet tried bribery, here's something you may want to try.

LInk large, short sleeve.

I make no promises that bribes will work, in fact quite the opposite. But they are appreciated.



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( Feb. 6th, 2008 10:31 pm)
Wow! What a response, it looks like there's about a twenty five percent increase over last year. And quality wise, i think the percent that made it past chapter one is almost absurdly high. Right now, I'm probably going to do the one that's open and then call it a day. Yes I know I'm a slacker, only about twenty six so far since midnight. Unfortunately, I'm starting to get incoherent even for me. At this point I'm too tired to give more than one or two more a fair read.

One the subject of submissions that have made it past one chapter, I would prefer if you each gave me forty five days from the day you receive notice to either offer my services or give a rejection from something past the first chapter.

And while i make no money for saying it: Svedka vodka is nice.

I should get to at least the first chapter of everyone I haven't at least done the first chapter for tomorrow or Friday the latest. After everyone's first chapter has been read I will start those that have been held back in earnest. Please note that this applies to the submissions sent to the WW@onyxhawke.com email address and not to the ones sent to the regular box, those i should be reading again in two weeks or so.
Well, my slushing muscles are in good shape, I'm working at something comfortably over one sub per hour. So far there's been nothing wretched, and nothing that made me struggle to finish the chapter. When I get a chance tomorrow or so I'll probably go over any common issues with the submissions.
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( Feb. 5th, 2008 08:19 pm)
We are now under four hours from when I start reading. The turnout is looking like it will be even better than last year. Better still it looks like a better mix of genres as well. I'm well stocked with submissions, coke, vodka, mixers, and and junk food. There's chicken in the fridge, and chili in the crockpot.

So, since i'm feeling obscenely generous, an amazing thing given that I'm still sober...for anyone who has submitted, who couldn't decide what to send. Go ahead, send a second if you have it, but it may not be in the same world and must also follow all guidelines.
The very firm, probable date for the Winter Workout is 12/28. If I have to reschedule I will post then. Submission period will start at least 24 hours ahead of time and run until about 8am on the 28th.
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( Dec. 1st, 2007 11:07 pm)
Interesting article on the brain, autism, and Asperger's.

How the grey and white wrinkly lump works.

Trippy brains.

What do you mean brain dead?

Brain repair!

Male brain, female brain, your brain my brain, wow brain (pdf), [Bad username or unknown identity: defending the brain,  no brain.]
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( Oct. 30th, 2007 04:09 pm)
Anyone who wants or needs to make an appointment to see, pitch a book, pick my brain or get me liquored up can contact me either via the contact form on my website, or calling me. Appointments are not needed, they just give you priority. Feel free to walk up and say "Hi, i'd like to talk to you about (insert topic here).", the odds of me saying no are rather low, unless we're related then the answer is hell no. 
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( Sep. 12th, 2007 02:23 am)
If someone with a paid account could make an LJ feed for me I'd be extremely grateful.http://www.pantheon.org/
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( May. 28th, 2007 12:04 am)
It's the witching hour, and as i stated (or I think i did, even i don't pay attention to me) I've begun with the first submission, appropriately enough a fantasy.

I've laid in copious supplies of the essentials:
Vodka
Dunkin's coffee
and nausea medication
anti psychotics
anti depressants
food that is bad for me
food that is very bad for me.
cans of Coke
Vitamin Water
'yuppy water'
Propel
maple sugar candy!
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